That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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