and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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