Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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