My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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