we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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