i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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