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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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