Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just found puke in my bra..
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
