his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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