i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I am one with the molecules
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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