why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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