i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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