nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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