Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
sex on a bike is impossible
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