You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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