so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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