talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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