Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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