is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
