Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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