She said her name was "party"
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
