both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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