Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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