I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
