Well apparently he's into motor boating.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
