I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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