After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Shame - the story of my life.
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