i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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