so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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