and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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