God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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