She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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