Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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