I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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