we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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