careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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