It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Come share oat with me in your robe
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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