ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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