I'm drive I can fine osifer
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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