he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My vagina just clenched in fear
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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