their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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