he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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