the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
we should paint friendship bongs
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
