she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
COCAINE IS GR8
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