Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
