I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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