Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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