She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
