Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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