plz talk dirty to me
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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