girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I lost the right to judge tonight
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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