College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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