Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
well you can't waste a boner
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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