Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
as a side note pls kill me
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