Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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