Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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