R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
