so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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